The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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