I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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