if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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