worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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