then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just high enough for therapy.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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