Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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