I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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