your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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