My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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