Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
There r osticjed everywhere
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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