I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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