based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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