If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
third nipple confirmed
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes