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  Update, blind date is cute and fun.

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  Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.

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  That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  151 hangover. Need apocalypse.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.

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  Mother of the Year

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• (956): View more from Texas

  He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love

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• (707): View more from California

  I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"

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