Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?