That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
it's like heaven, but drunker
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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