They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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