Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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