I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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