do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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