I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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