your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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