Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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