it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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