The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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