That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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