there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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