Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You can't special order awesome
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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