I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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