What should our trivia night team be named?
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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