There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She bit a glass in half.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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