Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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