READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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