Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
