I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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