kristin has been a bad kristin
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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