He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
