we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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