I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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