:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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