Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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