we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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