you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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