Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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