Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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