Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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