My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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