I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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