Already got asked if we're dating
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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