Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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