I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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