What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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