Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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