Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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