i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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