This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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