i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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