check it out our google latitudes are spooning
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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