I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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