You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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